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grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
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Posted on Mar 30, 2014 at 11PM permalink

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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pleatedjeans:

@kenjennings

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burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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(Source: northgang)

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divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

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kilosophy:

oh shit

(Source: sizvideos)

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rupsidaisy:

literallysokka:

patrickdehahn:

Teen schools the United States government, boom. 


The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save $400 million of taxpayer money annually And a fourteen year old figured this out

this is the funniest thing in the world

rupsidaisy:

literallysokka:

patrickdehahn:

Teen schools the United States government, boom. 

The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save $400 million of taxpayer money annually

And a fourteen year old figured this out

this is the funniest thing in the world

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Posted on Mar 29, 2014 at 1PM permalink

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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